These Are The Things I Think About -- Nov7th-13th

Dude looks like a kids doll. Among other celebrities, Steven Tyler of Aerosmith is being turned into a Cabbage Patch Kids doll. All for charity auction, the cabbage patch dolls are being sold on eBay. Very realistic, I hear due to Steven’s recent bathroom fall his doll will have removable teeth…the accessory scarf full of drugs, sold separately….

According to a survey about TV commercial characters, we remember the Jolly Green Giant the best. In more Jolly Green Giant news I hear his lawsuit with Santa over who owns the phrase "hohoho" continues… Oh, didn’t like that one?! ...I hear the Jolly Green Giant’s lawsuit with a 70’s Pimp over who owns the phrase "hohoho" continues… Good luck to the Jolly Green Giant

Elsewhere, VH1’s "Metal Show" aired a new interview with Axl Rose Friday. Of course, this assuming Axl actually showed up for the taping of the interview. Those who didn’t catch it the first time, be warned, to see all of Fat Axl in the interview you will need to watch on a wide screen TV.

And finally, Irish airline Ryan Air has announced they plan to air porno on their flights. A spokesperson says the porn will be pay per view and available to travelers on hand held devices…

…Porno and hand held; Not the first time those two have been used in the same sentence…
…You know some travelers are gonna have their hands full…
...For most utilizing the service it won't be their first time involved with one handed porn watching...
…Ryan Air calls it their “Mile High Club for Singles” service…

Come on, with a story like this, It would have been wrong NOT to throw in a bad joke or two.

-Gilmore



--Oh, my P.S. this week is something personal...

Useless Gilmore fact: Farts are Funny!..It’s just a fact of life I’ve long believed..(look it up, I even mention them in my work bio) Well I now have some legitimate back up. In a recent Rolling Stone article we were given this quote…

…"it's one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier."…

...And who is this quote from? -George Clooney --Ha!, I knew we had more in common then just our hunky good looks!--