Well a little movie called the Hunger Games opened Friday. Here’s what you need to know. It’s based on a book series. And, people have lost their damn minds over it! Fans camped outside of theatres. It outsold all non-sequel movies in history in advanced ticket sales. As of writing this blog post, Hunger Games has made over 155 million dollars; it's the 3rd biggest movie opening weekend; it's become the biggest March opening weekend ever. Prepare yourself to hear endlessly about this movie for easily the next 6 months.
To technology, Nokia has issued a patent for a tattoo that vibrates when a call or text message comes in to your phone. I’d just say be careful where you get that tattoo…. No I didn’t fart!…that’s just my tramp stamp going off!…Looking at you, ladies.
The first day of Spring arrived on Tuesday. As the snow melts make sure you are on the watch for thawing dog turds from the winter, and green vomit from St. Patrick’s Day….Ah Spring, take a deep breath in!
Talking smells, Donald Trump is launching a new cologne, he calls it “Success”. A nice compliment to his hairstyle “Failure”.
And, here’s your useless fact of the week. On Thursday’s date in 1733, carbonated water was invented….Huh?, who knew!
Yeah, I hear it was inspired when someone farted in the pool….Oh, bubbly!
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. The creator of Red Bull died over the weekend. He was 89. *Hear his red bull wings did get him to heaven, but sadly they wouldn’t let him in. Apparently he was too annoying.
(Note: Youtube wouldn't co-operate to load the video in my blog. Watch it here: REDBULL)
P.S.S-- * yeah the Red Bull joke was kinda week, so a challenge to you, drop me a comment if you can beat it!
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