Here we are again. What’s been going on? Let’s start in the entertainment world. First up Reality TV. After being unable to agree on a new contract A&E has canceled "Dog the Bounty Hunter". The show was on for 8 seasons, or just over 1 season in Dog years :-P … afraid it ain’t gonna get any better then that one kids!
More from TV, Jersey Shore, confirmed pregnant Snooki will be having a baby boy come delivery day. Wrooong…its Snooki, come on, she’s having a douchebag… Am I wrong?!
From our only in America file. Pop quiz hot shot, what is the latest food item to be deep fried? Survey says: Girl Guide cookies. Deep fried Girl Guide Cookies are set to be the rage at this years Texas State Fair. Yeehaw!!
Moving on, if you invested in facebook, sorry bout your luck. Stock in facebook is going down faster then Paris Hilton on prom night…No?, you don’t like that one…..how about facebook stock is going down faster then Lewinski on Clinton?…Zzing-ha (This random 90s reference brought to you by Y2K, Grunge & NHL expansion to 30 teams*) Personally, Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg has been down as much as 2 billion dollars since the company went public. Only thing worse is the fact he can afford to loose that much money.
OK, prediction time. Whose gonna be the next celebrity to get diabetes. My money's on Britney Spears. Her X Factor contract has been released. It calls for her dressing room to be stocked with fried chicken, 12 Snickers bars and 24 cans of Coke. What, no deep fried Girl Guide Cookies?... Insulin sold separately.
Some sad news, Eugene Polley, the man, who invented the remote control, has died at the age of 96. (he was buried between 2 couch cushions: Letterman -Gold!) Think about Eugene when you are lying on the couch. You owe so much of your laziness to that man.
Unfortunately more sad news, Sam Porcello, the man who invented the filling in Oreo cookies has died. Sam was 76. Oddly, I hear his wishes specifically request he is dunked in milk before being fed into a cremation fire…weird
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. *-This year's NHL Stanley Cup Finals are set. The New Jersey Devils VS The LA Kings. It’s been interesting to see everyone jump on the LA bandwagon all of a sudden. Ah, I remember when I was driving it all by myself, into Vancouver. And we all know what happened in that first round! Anywho, it's gonna be a great final, can’t wait!
P.S.S.-- Had another radio first this week. Fire in the sky! Never thought I'd read this forecast from Environment Canada:
P.S.S.-- Had another radio first this week. Fire in the sky! Never thought I'd read this forecast from Environment Canada:
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