Well it’s interesting times for comic book fans. DC Comics confirms, after 72 years, The Green Lantern is being revamped & he is turning gay. As per usual people with nothing better to do have already started writing letters to DC Comics in protest… it’s a comic folks, get over yourselves…
Now to something that might actually turn me gay. Confirmed, the Octomom will perform topless at a bar in Florida next month……Actually this needs a correction; Turn me gay & make me wanna scoop my eyes out with a rusty spoon.
Moving on, troubles continue for Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. Investors are now suing him claiming he purposely mislead them regarding the company’s stock. Billions of dollars have been lost the past month. I’m copywriting it now “Fail-Book”. You heard it hear first kids!
Survey time, what is the worst for these 2 ideas:
A: Jerry O'Connell playing Herman Munster in a remake of the 'Munsters’ or
B: Ashton Kutcher starring in a remake of Smokey and the Bandit.
Both terrible, I gotta go with “B”. Cold day in hell before I’ll call Ashton Kutcher Bandit.
More from entertainment, the music world said its final goodbyes to Bee Gee Robin Gibb this week. A private family funeral was held. I hear they played some of his favourite Bee Gee hits during the service. Certainly hope Stayin’ Alive wasn’t among them…. Awkward.
And finally. Anyone who had “under 2 weeks” in the how long until eating a face becomes a tourist spectacle, you win! Miami's "Mystery & Mayhem" bus tour has just added the city’s MacArthur Causeway off-ramp to its stops. It’s the location where police discovered & shot the guy eating the other guys face. Other tour stops include Al Capone’s old house. Book your tickets now!!
-Gilmore
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