Well the Olympics have started. Just to prove the British hate us, The Spice Girls will reunite to perform together during the Closing Ceremonies. You’ve been warned.
By the way an interesting Olympic side story comes from Jamaica. Jamaica, always a good source for Olympic side stories. The Bobsled team in Calgary, for example. Well this time it’s a cool musical connection. Cedella Marley, the daughter of music legend Bob Marley; she has designed all of Jamaica’s 2012 Olympics wear. No word if the team plans to smoke theirs after the games
Moving on from the Olympics a huge, “King Size” if you will, annual event is on this weekend here in Canada. The “Collingwood Elvis Festival”. Collingwood will be an absolute Zoo this weekend, but you gotta think it’ll be a great weekend to work in the service industry. Think about it, with all those Elvi? Elvises?…Umm impersonators there, no matter how bad a job you do, you are pretty much guaranteed to hear a “Thank you, Thank you very much” when you are done ;-)
Heading toward the Republican National Convention, a strip club in Florida is hiring a Sarah Palin look-a-like. “I can see Russia from my Stripper Pole” (in your best Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin voice, of course). Infact, the club recently spent a million dollars in renovations, and expects business to quadruple during the convention. Guess we know how low on the list political issues actually are during these conventions.
To show bizz, in a new poll of ‘Stars Who Have Grown Old Gracefully’ Helen Mirren has been chosen number 1. Helen turned 67 Thursday by the way. Following her are Dame Judi Dench & Meryl Streep. Lindsay Lohan was on the list too, till someone realized she is 26, not 86…. Lindsay Lohan, more proof drugs are bad kids!
And finally, Kim Kardashian says she wants to be a Bond girl. A quote from her “That would be the ultimate.” A quote from the rest of the world --We will disown the James Bond franchise if Kim Kardashian becomes a Bond girl!!-- Don’t do it!…..Only thing Kim Karsadhian has in common with James Bond is her IQ…. Double O Seven!
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. Every now and then you come across a story deserving of a slow clap. This one comes from Wawa. Good ole Wawa, its more then just a goose statue! A man there recently shot himself in the head trying to kill a mouse. He managed to do this by whacking the mouse with the butt end of a rifle. The gun was loaded, it went off. The bullet grazed his forehead. Oh yes, a slow clap to you sir indeed, well done… Idiot
Police have charged him with careless use of a firearm. No word if they also issued him a ticket for stupidity.
By the way an interesting Olympic side story comes from Jamaica. Jamaica, always a good source for Olympic side stories. The Bobsled team in Calgary, for example. Well this time it’s a cool musical connection. Cedella Marley, the daughter of music legend Bob Marley; she has designed all of Jamaica’s 2012 Olympics wear. No word if the team plans to smoke theirs after the games
Moving on from the Olympics a huge, “King Size” if you will, annual event is on this weekend here in Canada. The “Collingwood Elvis Festival”. Collingwood will be an absolute Zoo this weekend, but you gotta think it’ll be a great weekend to work in the service industry. Think about it, with all those Elvi? Elvises?…Umm impersonators there, no matter how bad a job you do, you are pretty much guaranteed to hear a “Thank you, Thank you very much” when you are done ;-)
Heading toward the Republican National Convention, a strip club in Florida is hiring a Sarah Palin look-a-like. “I can see Russia from my Stripper Pole” (in your best Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin voice, of course). Infact, the club recently spent a million dollars in renovations, and expects business to quadruple during the convention. Guess we know how low on the list political issues actually are during these conventions.
To show bizz, in a new poll of ‘Stars Who Have Grown Old Gracefully’ Helen Mirren has been chosen number 1. Helen turned 67 Thursday by the way. Following her are Dame Judi Dench & Meryl Streep. Lindsay Lohan was on the list too, till someone realized she is 26, not 86…. Lindsay Lohan, more proof drugs are bad kids!
And finally, Kim Kardashian says she wants to be a Bond girl. A quote from her “That would be the ultimate.” A quote from the rest of the world --We will disown the James Bond franchise if Kim Kardashian becomes a Bond girl!!-- Don’t do it!…..Only thing Kim Karsadhian has in common with James Bond is her IQ…. Double O Seven!
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. Every now and then you come across a story deserving of a slow clap. This one comes from Wawa. Good ole Wawa, its more then just a goose statue! A man there recently shot himself in the head trying to kill a mouse. He managed to do this by whacking the mouse with the butt end of a rifle. The gun was loaded, it went off. The bullet grazed his forehead. Oh yes, a slow clap to you sir indeed, well done… Idiot
Police have charged him with careless use of a firearm. No word if they also issued him a ticket for stupidity.
