Yeah, yeah, yeah, a day late. Hey, I'm a busy man. Lets get to it then...
Olympics start Friday, and it seems the bedroom is where all the records might get shattered. 150 thousand condoms are being handed out to Athletes. 15 each. Except to Speed Walkers of course. Lets face it, they won't need them anyway ;-P
It was Moon Day this past Thursday, marking Neil Armstrong becoming the first to walk on the Moon in 1969. True fact, original plans were for Buzz Aldrin to take the first historic step, but he pissed off people at NASA, so no dice. There’s a lesson in there kids.
A new survey says women spend 91 hours a year applying make-up. Thing is ladies, a little make up goes a long way. Guys everywhere spend about the same time each year wishing some of you would wipe all that crap off your face.
Continuing with ladies we head down under. Concern is adult escorts in New Zealand keep damaging traffic signs. How? Using street signs as stripper poles, escorts are often bending, if not breaking them. My only question. Exactly how large of individual are these escorts?! Takes a big person to snap a stop sign post in half, just sayin’…
In sports, long time New Jersey Devil captain Scott Stevens just got a new job. Scott has been named an assistant coach with the team. Word is out to coaching staff around the league, keep your heads up walking to and from the dressing rooms!
And finally just so you know, The Church of Scientology may start its own cable channel. Oh this is not going to end well!
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. David Hasselhoff turned 60 this past week. Which leads us to this:
--This is the video equivalent of a car crash, you can’t look away--
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