These Are The Things I Think About -- Aug 20th-26th

Big news the start of the week, word movie director Tony Scott committed suicide. Story is he was working on the Top Gun sequel at the time of his death…Which, of course, begs the question, just how bad is the script for Top Gun 2?!    …What, too soon?…or, not soon enough, perhaps

Here's something suicide inducing: Chad Kroeger of Nickelback* & Avril Lavigne are getting married. I personally cannot stop laughing. These 2 clowns are perfect for each other**.

Forbes is out with its Top 10 Most Powerful Celebrity Women list. No real surprise Oprah sits in the top spot. And, proving what is wrong with the world, Lady Gaga is the current number 2…Hey good for Lady Gaga, but definitely bad for the rest of us.

IKEA annonced this week they are planning to build an entire new district to the city of Hamburg, Germany. It will feature IKEA apartments, stores, and office buildings…I hear all of it will be put together with an Allen key, and easily convert into bookshelves.

Kim Kardashian recently purchased a 100 thousand dollar toilet. Guess she needed something appropriate to store her talent in...-ZING!   

And it was a tough week for the Armstrongs. First Lance announced he was dropping his fight against doping charges. Then, first man on the Moon, Neil passed. I sure hope Stretch is still doing ok....

-Gilmore

--Oh P.S.  *-NB is hands down the worst band in the world. Just thought I'd reiterate, as this can never be pointed out too often. 
**-For a look at some of the funniest online comments about the pair visit my work Blog HERE. If you've got a good one to add, lemme know! 

These Are The Things I Think About -- July 30th-Aug19th

Been busy on vacation (excellent time off thanks), etc., so we’ll catch up with a few weeks in one. Here we go… 

Well it’s not so Grrrreat! days for Tony the Tiger. A thief recently stole a truck carrying 24 thousand dollars worth of Frosted Flakes. Cops have no leads, but I hear security around Milk trucks & Spoon factories have been increased. 

Police in South Carolina recently arrested a man for breaking into a home. Cops found him naked with a computer mouse jammed up his butt. Charged with resisting arrest, assault, and indecent exposure; I sure hope Police are also making him buy the homeowner a new mouse! 

Ever made a bad deal? Get taken in a scam and lost your shirt? You still make better business decisions then Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. The company’s stock hit less then 20 bucks a share this week. Mark has personally lost over 7 Billion dollars. OUCH!… Look for the new “Give Mark Zuckerberg a Hug” icon next time you login into your Facebook account. 

It’s changing of the guard on the Price is Right. The show is adding a male model to help present the show cases, & prizes. I’m coining it now, we’re going from Barkers Beautys to Drews Dudes…. Copyright Gilmore… 

Lindsay (L)Hohan has been banned from several Mexican hotels. Jeez! How f’ed up do you have to be to get banned from ANYTHING in Mexico. Lindsay if you are reading this, it’s time to start cleaning up your act sweetheart. 

Just so you know, former Chicago Bull Dennis Rodman is writing a children's book. I hear Chapters include basketball, tattoos and you, and Dennis’ tips on how to wear a wedding dress, 

And finally, confirmed, Mel Gibson has ruled out starring in another “Lethal Weapon*” movie. Guess he’s getting too old for that shit… HA! 

-Gilmore    ...Drop me a comment if you've got a good rule to add!

--Oh P.S.  *--Working on remembering all my "Lethal Weapon" drinking game rules, hope to post them soon. A few examples:

Everytime Murtaugh says “Riggs”:  take a drink      –yeah, you might get hammered on this rule alone!

Someone says “I’m getting too Old for this Shit”:  Finish your drink

A saxophone plays:  take a drink

3 Stooges reference:  take 3 drinks

...Drop me a comment if you've got a good rule to add!