These Are The Things I Think About -- Aug 20th-26th

Big news the start of the week, word movie director Tony Scott committed suicide. Story is he was working on the Top Gun sequel at the time of his death…Which, of course, begs the question, just how bad is the script for Top Gun 2?!    …What, too soon?…or, not soon enough, perhaps

Here's something suicide inducing: Chad Kroeger of Nickelback* & Avril Lavigne are getting married. I personally cannot stop laughing. These 2 clowns are perfect for each other**.

Forbes is out with its Top 10 Most Powerful Celebrity Women list. No real surprise Oprah sits in the top spot. And, proving what is wrong with the world, Lady Gaga is the current number 2…Hey good for Lady Gaga, but definitely bad for the rest of us.

IKEA annonced this week they are planning to build an entire new district to the city of Hamburg, Germany. It will feature IKEA apartments, stores, and office buildings…I hear all of it will be put together with an Allen key, and easily convert into bookshelves.

Kim Kardashian recently purchased a 100 thousand dollar toilet. Guess she needed something appropriate to store her talent in...-ZING!   

And it was a tough week for the Armstrongs. First Lance announced he was dropping his fight against doping charges. Then, first man on the Moon, Neil passed. I sure hope Stretch is still doing ok....

-Gilmore

--Oh P.S.  *-NB is hands down the worst band in the world. Just thought I'd reiterate, as this can never be pointed out too often. 
**-For a look at some of the funniest online comments about the pair visit my work Blog HERE. If you've got a good one to add, lemme know!