Starting in daytime TV, The Price Is Right should hang their heads in shame. Taping their 40th anniversary show Tuesday, Bob Barker was not invited to participate. Booo!… I say, to help control the idiot population The Price Is Right’s decision makers should now be the ones get spade or neutered…
It was another big week in US Politics as the Democratic National Convention was on. Former President Bill Clinton delivered a rousing speech pushing Americans to re-elect Barack Obama. I hear his original plan was to pull a Clint Eastwood*; of course Bill Clinton would've had his conversation with a Stripper Pole.
McDonald's will open their first vegetarian restaurant in India next year. A Vegetarian McDonald’s huh?…I don’t know what the big deal is, it’s not like they’ll need to change any menu ingredients….MMmmm Salt & Corn Byproduct
Police in Florida are searching for two men, who tried to rob a psychic of $500. Really?!, you’d think the psychic would have seen that coming… just sayin’ :-P
The NFL season got into full swing this weekend. There’s lots of questions surrounding it. How will Peyton Manning and the Broncos do? Colts, can they turn things around without him....And most importantly how will analysts still fit the name Brett Favre into each and every conversation.
Finally, in Pennsylvania, a man was recently arrested for shoplifting meat. Police report he fled the store after stuffing $68 worth down the front of his pants…I hear the man claimed he had a hot date, and was just hoping to impress.
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. *-Pulling a Clint Eastwood, or "Eastwooding"....Read that info HERE
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