Sunday, September 16, 2012

These Are The Things I Think About -- Sept 10th-16th

Secretly taken topless photos of Kate Middleton were published this week. First, Harry, then Prince Philip, now Kate. Do any of the Royal Family ever keep their clothes on?...Crossing my fingers the Queen does.

The iPhone 5 has been revealed. Thinner, with a bigger screen…..And umm, that’s about it. Worst part, you can now consider the iPhone 4s you just spent hundreds on kinda worthless…A slow clap for you Apple fans.

Restaurant chain Red Robin Burgers have just began selling Oktoberfest Beer Milkshakes. I hear the company wanted to combine people’s love for Ice Cream, Beer, and Wicked next day Sh*&ts!* 

Elvis Presley’s personal Bible has sold at an auction. The King’s Bible fetched 94 thousand dollars. Scoring that much, you gotta think the auction house said a big “Thank you, thank you very much” to the purchaser ;-P 

Mike Tyson says his next career goal is to quote ‘sing and dance in musicals'. Really?!...I hear people are already lining up to have Mike bite their ears off first! 

And finally this might just be the ultimate low blow. Teachers are striking in Chicago. Out protesting, some have been holding signs reading: "Mayor Emanuel Likes Nickelback''….Oh that’s harsh, very harsh…and pretty damn funny! Well played Chicago teachers, well played. 

-Gilmore


--Oh P.S. *-Yeah this kind of Wicked Sh*&ting!

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