Sunday, September 23, 2012

These Are The Things I Think About -- Sept17th-23rd

Music news to get us going, a new study finds more than twice as many music albums are downloaded illegally VS legally. The study, of course was done by Captain Obvious Incorporated. 

Bill Clinton’s former intern, Monica Lewinsky is back in the news. Story is she’s been offered $12 million dollars to write her memoir. Just an offer at the moment; like her experiences with Bill, I hear getting the book deal done could turn into a real sticky situation….Zing! 

A movie about the life of Anna Nicole Smith is in the works. Both Christina Hendricks & Jenny McCarthy* are in the running for the title role. Producers say it’ll come down to a final important audition. I hear they’ll need to make out with a 90 year old Texas Billionaire. 

The iPhone 5 came out Friday. People camped out as long as a week to get one, and pre-ordered phones are selling for as high as $1600 dollars. Just so you know, these individuals all need to get a life...Jesus people, it’s a phone, not a cancer cure, get over it! Bet you’re the same folks who at one point have paid hundreds for a ‘Tickle Me Elmo'...Do you even know where yours is now?

Finally, a Fifty Shades of Grey inspired Chicken cookbook is coming out. This has ‘wrong’ written all over it. Seriously, those 50 Shades books are nothing but poorly written BSDM girl porn. So what exactly will these recipes have us doing to a chicken before it goes in the oven?..Just sayin’!

-Gilmore 


--Oh P.S. *-In addition to Anna I am a fan of both these ladies (Jenny my all time fave). 
Let me know who you think best fits the role, drop me a comment below!
Anna Nicole Smith
Jenny McCarthy
Christina Hendricks



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