First things first, Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you've had a great one. Here's what happened in the world this week:
A sign of good economic news perhaps? After falling 3 straight years, new numbers say beer drinking among North Americans is up! Considering we’re heading into a hockey lockout I say this is the time we need to bear down and show our gusto. Let’s keep up the good work everybody, keep drinking!…Mmmm beer…
More nudie photos from the Royal Family came out this week. Good news, we dodged a bullet, they aren’t of the Queen. Instead, more naked photos of Kate Middleton. Last time it was topless, this time around bottomless.
From my only in India file, doctors there recently removed a 4-pound hairball from a 19 year-old girl. She had the hairball because of a strange habit of eating hair and chalk at school. I hear her reasoning for doing it, “…still tasted better then Indian food”
For the 13th year in a row, Coca-Cola is the world’s Top Brand. I’ll guess one of the most sugary too! The rest of the top 5 are computer companies Apple IBM, Google & Microsoft.
Talking Microsoft…(classy segue time!)…Scientists now confirm American men are smaller then Canadian men when it comes to the size of their “man parts”. Just so you know ladies, the average Canadian man measures almost ½ and inches larger then the average American man…Bonus points Canadian men also know how to do it in a canoe, or a snow suit!
Finally some food for thought, a Philadelphia strip club is being sued after a man’s bladder was ruptured during a lap dance. Oh, that can’t be good…The stripper landed on him so hard he’s also suffered nerve damage in his back. My only question, exactly how big was this stripper?! Philadelphia size maybe…they do like their cheese steaks!
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. Friday was Global James Bond Day, this in celebration of the 50th anniversary of 007's. Friday’s date in 1962 the first Bond, Dr. No starring Sean Connery was released in theatres.
Here’s the debut of Bond, his first scene his first line:
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