Leave it to the Scottish. A Scotland Brewery has just created the world's strongest beer. Named ‘Armageddon’, the beer is 65 percent alcohol. Hey, whatever it takes to get you drunk enough to want to eat Haggis right?! A brewery spokesperson states “smelling it is probably enough to put you over the limit!”. And my guess, it’ll light your breath on fire too!…That's a fantastic Halloween trick by the way.
Yes, Halloween is on Wednesday, but the scariest most haunting news is already out. Confirmed, Avril Lavigne has recorded a cover of a Nickelback song. BARF!…Seriously, Shit covering shit into a new version of shit, well, it’s still shit!*. Forget the Scottish Beer, this is the real sign of Armageddon. The tune in question is “How You Remind Me”. How badly I never want to hear this I can’t put into words.
Continuing with musical idiocy. If Courtney Love’s perpetual stupidity doesn’t do it, this will certainly get Kurt Cobain rolling in his grave. CBS is developing a sitcom titled “Smells like Teen Spirit”. OK, 2 problems with this: A. Cobain would probably see this as a money grab and hate the idea. B. That song came out 21 years ago. Doesn’t anyone in show biz have an original idea these days? The show is about an 18 year entrepreneur working out of his parents garage instead going to Harvard. Oh yeah, just what that song is all about…come on! Time to go back to the drawing board CBS.
Finally it’s a been a kind of ‘who cares’ week in technology. Apple unveiled the iPad Mini on Tuesday. Isn’t that just an iPhone?…Not to be outdone Windows 8 launched on Thursday. The latest software from Microsoft, I hear big highlights include newer, faster ways to crash.
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. *-I guess the video below really spoke to me, ha!
...Awesome news this week. Ricky, Julian & Bubbles are coming back! It’s official, the cast and crew behind the Trailer Park Boys are making a new movie. Filming is expected to start in March. This is gonna be Shit-tastic!
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