Did ya notice the date today, 1 month till Christmas…yeesh!
Went to see the new James Bond movie “Skyfall” Friday. Go see it, it’s awesome! And great news for Bond fans, Daniel Craig has just signed on for 2 more movies. The deal is worth 49 million dollars making him the top earning ‘007’ of all-time. I just hope he invests the cash properly and doesn’t waste it. Remember a Moneypenny saved is a Moneypenny earned….Zing!
A new study confirms primates experience a midlife crises, just like humans do. So, if you see a balding Chimpanzee driving a convertible. Don’t worry, you’re not high. It’s just, that chimp is working through some issues!
Continuing with the high life, Arizona police recently arrested a man for smuggling 425 pounds of marijuana. A drug sniffing dog busted him; the drugs were sealed inside Pinatas. A Pinata filled with weed, wouldn’t that be the best party favour surprise ever.
Finally, after 7 years of marriage, race car driver Danica Patrick has filed for divorce. She says it is an amicable split. However, I hear problems began after she started racing for NASCAR, her career just kept driving their relationship in circles!*
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. *-Remember my golden rule kids: When a jokes that bad, it doesn’t have to be funny! ;-)
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