It was a historic night in music Wednesday. The Hurricane Sandy Benefit concert took place. Dozens of artists were involved, and the show was broadcast to an estimated 1 billion people. Tickets for the event were fetching scalpers as much as 60 thousand dollars. Makes me think another benefit show is needed; this one to raise awareness of idiots overpaying for concert tickets.
Wednesday’s concert fell on, and was partially named after date, 12-12-12. For some reason, piles of people, businesses and events made a huge deal out of the date. This included hundreds of Canadians, who chose the day to get married. Proving hundreds of people across the country are really bad at remembering important dates.
Lindsay Lohan owes money on a storage locker so it is being auctioned off. Hmmm, what exactly would you find in a Lindsay Lohan storage locker anyway? My guess, 3 or 4 empty boxes, and a massive pile of cocaine. Either that or her self dignity, maybe that’s where she’s been keeping it!
New census figures show over 176 thousand people in England identify themselves as Jedi Knights. Of course the rest of us identify these people as nerds*
Finally, with the holidays underway a Toronto mall Santa was recently fired for telling a 3 year old boy the Maple Leafs suck. In his defence, Santa can't lie (little joke for you Leafs haters, thank Ryan Crits for that one)…Actually, the truly upsetting part of this story. I hear the man in the Santa costume was Leafs GM Brian Burke.
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. *-I think Homer Simpson nails this one best!
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