55th annual Grammy Awards are tonight. Leading up to the show CBS has issued a ‘Wardrobe Advisory’ to presenters & performers, essentially banning any bare skin. After last weekend’s Superbowl blackout, perhaps having the lights on during the whole show should be first priority instead.
A hacker has accessed the email accounts of former UPresident George H.W. Bush. Oddly the bulk of the emails found were back and forth messages between him and wife Barbara. Turns out they’ve been betting each other for years on which stupid thing their son George W would say next.
A Boston construction worker is lucky to be alive after he fell 30 feet. Fortunately he landed on a pile of bubble wrap. Scary for him, yes, but admit it. Jumping into a giant pile of bubble wrap would be pretty awesome!…By the way, is it possible to open something covered in bubble wrap and not pop some?, I can’t ;-)
Only in limited theatres, but still cool “Top Gun” has just been released in IMAX 3D. That sound you hear now is 40 year old women & gay men everywhere rushing to see the volleyball scene.
Funniest headline I read all week. “Man finds a tooth in his Sausage”...Ouch!, not sayin’ I’m just sayin’, but I think his lady may have done something wrong for that to happen.
Useless fact: facebook turned 9 on Monday. Ah, remember the old days when your mom wasn’t on it, or Gramma, or the Neighbours cat. Oh 2004, to be with you again.
Two students at a California High School lost fingers in a game of tug-of-war. A: Really?!, how do you mess up tug-of-war that bad? B: I hear it got weird at the end when they won and had to high 4 each other...Zing!
Finally, we have Astronauts in Space, (Canadian Chris Hadfield is doing an phenomenal job at the international space station isn’t he!), we’ve had Muppets in Space for goodness sakes. Now prepare yourself for ‘Porn Stars in Space’. Porn actress Honey Love, is now training in the Netherlands to become the first porno star in zero gravity. I will forgo all the bad Space related porn movie titles, instead I give you this: As for filming a porno in space, I hear the hardest part is getting a pizza delivery guy to stop by for the opening scene!
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. Just a little note to all other NHL fans. The Toronto Maple Leafs hammered Montreal 6-0 last night. The Leafs actually played a solid game, and a win over the Canadiens is icing on the cake. That scenario us a rarity, so please let us enjoy just this one before hating on cheering fans, thanks!…And a cool nugget for Leafs fans, 37 years ago this past Thursday was Darryl Sittler’s 10 point night.
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