Let’s kick off in Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan started her new trial Monday. Huh, a redhead with a court date the day after St. Patrick’s Day, who'da thunk it.
Late Night TV wars are firing up again. Just a few years after royally screwing over Conan O’Brien, NBC is again focusing on The Tonight Show. As of writing this it's still unconfirmed; but word is Jay Leno is once more out as host. Rumour adds Jimmy Fallon will take over, and, The Tonight Show will move to New York City. This, by the way, is exactly what I've always felt should've happened with Conan. Give him the show, keep him in New York, keep his desk on the proper side of the studio (one of my personal theories, way too long to share today) and leave him alone to do his thing!...Congratulations NBC, further proving your failure as a network, you just spent Years & Millions on something I could have told you in 2004, idiots.
Some unsettling news this week, Elmo’s former puppeteer could be in trouble again. More underage sex with boys, smoking Meth, and pressuring kids to use the drug, are among the latest allegations. Shocking claims, and really sad too; you know its bad when your love for going to work and stuffing a hand up someone's ass everyday is the least of your compulsions.
In music news, The Who are coming out with a line of T-shirts & Hoodies. Kinda cool, however the cost is not. 48-98 dollars for a T-shirt. What are they high?! If I’m coughin’ up 98 bucks for a Who T-shirt it better be signed, worn on a bender, and vomited on, by Keith Moon himself. Just sayin’
Look out ‘Merica, you have just been outfatted! McDonald’s China laid a trump card with their latest fast food heart attack: Sausage Double Beef Burgers. I say their sell line should be ‘Do you want a defibrillator with that?’…As with all Chinese, I hear, still, you find yourself hungry 2 hours later.
Finally, a new survey claims babies are 8 times more distracting to drivers than adults. Really?!, obviously this survey looked at drivers dealing with sober adults --ever dealt with drunk people in your car. Yeah, exactly!-- Either that, or those survey babies were really hammered.
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. Just a little public service announcement. DO NOT go see The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. To clarify further, don’t go see it, don’t ever rent it, years from now when you stumble upon it at 2 a.m. on TV and the only other option is a National Film Board documentary about paint drying, watch the documentary. Seriously, I am a huge fan of stuff "so bad it's good", but this movie is so beyond bad it's downright terrible. Alan Arkin was the only highlight.
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