These Are The Things I Think About -- Apr15th-21st

Leafs, made, the, Playoffs!!!! Yeah! 

Hey have you got a 3D TV?, great. Now throw it out! New in Japan 4D. Currently debuting in theatres, 4D entertainment could be in North America in a few years. You heard it here first kids. 

Remember Crocodile Dundee, Paul Hogan; get this, he is missing $34 million. This from a secret bank account his tax advisor stole from…OK, A: how the hell did Paul Hogan amass 34 million dollars?!, oh, and B: I hear Switzerland called, yeah they said to Paul: “Hey you call that a secret bank account, ha, we’ve got secret bank accounts!”…The Swiss…anybody?...nobody?…alright, nevermind* 

Faith Hill has announced she’ll no longer be singing the opening to NBC’s Sunday Night Football. You gotta wonder, whose next to come in and completely butcher a Joan Jett song before a football game. 

4/20 was Saturday (April 20th, for you calendarly impaired --Yes, I just invented that word--), a big day for Pot smokers, in the US alone over 50,000 people were expected at celebrations in Denver & Seattle. And I’ll guess, at least as many bags of Doritos were sold.

A man in Delware has spent over 120 thousand dollars building a Batcave replica in his basement. Apparently his wife found out how much he’s spent and is not impressed. Wait a minute!, the guy who built his own Batcave has a wife?! I think this is the real story here...old chum. There's you Adam West reference for the day. 

A beat-up green door with broken glass just sold for 76 hundred dollars at an auction. Why?, it was the front door to the house Paul McCartney grew up in. Someone bought and held on to this door all these years…doesn’t make your folks seem like such pack rats now does it. 

And the Billboard Music Awards are coming up next month. Confirmed,Tracy Morgan will be the host. Oh, you know somebody’s gonna get pregnant...There's your Tracy Morgan reference, and mention, for the day.

-Gilmore 


--Oh P.S. *-Incase my terrible reference really did miss everyone: 

 
..Funny now, right?!…No, still not…baa, forget it! 

P.S.S.-- I'm not one for politics, but, these are the things I think about...
So Justin Trudeau is head of the Liberals now, he’s got his flowing locks of hair:
 


  




Thomas Mulcair, leader of the NDP, he’s got his bitching beard:  

 






Perhaps it’s time for Steven Harper to actually get an adult hair cut:

...Steve, you look like a Neeerrrd!



I say he grows some wicked pork chop sideburns and our next election comes down to facial hair!… Still a better topic then most of the political finger pointing anyway right?! Besides who wouldn’t want a guy looking like this representing us on the world stage:

...Actual fact, that's a photo of Ambrose Burnside, the guy sideburns were named after. Serious, look it up...OK, we're starting to learn, this blog post is over!!