Holy Shit!, Spring seems on the way, finally! And, great research to pass along as the weather starts turning nice. Gardeners, here’s a tip, play heavy metal music to your plants. Specifically Black Sabbath. I’m not making this up, research show Black Sabbath albums helps plants grow nicer flowers over other music. My theory, Ozzy Osbourne’s been speaking plant all this time, that’s why we can’t understand him!
Time Magazines 100 most influential people in the world issue is coming out. Jay-Z will be on one of 7 special edition covers. I wonder, will he be called Jay-Zed on Canadian edition covers?
Police in Brantford are looking for a thief who stole $5,000 worth of bubble gum. Cops describe the case as a real sticky situation.
…Even better, Bob from work gave me this one: He wonders if they have a Gumshoe on the case. Brilliant!...For more Bob brilliance check him out HERE, give him a listen on the weekends!
Following her tantrum with Police, Reese Witherspoon cancelled her appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Tuesday. To fill time for the segment Jimmy, a pro, drew on his Saturday Night Live experience….Oh, no improv, or special sketches. He just spent 10 minutes giggling at things that weren’t funny, and looking at the camera when he shouldn’t.
Wrestler, The Rock, had stomach surgery this week. Good news is he’s OK. But I wonder did bad food cause it? Did he not take his own advice to ‘Smell what The Rock is Cooking’ before eating it.
Ben Affleck is planning to live on 1.50 a day, to raise awareness of the ‘Live Below the Line’ anti-poverty campaign. Living off a $1.50 a day huh?!…I’ve been doing that since I got into radio.
Futurama fans, sad news the show been axed. The current season will be it’s last. “Bad news everyone!” is how I hear the Professor announced the decision to the other characters.
And, a new study says Beer Pong Balls can have up to 3 million germs on them. 90% are harmless, however 10% are really dangerous. The lesson here, be careful were your balls go…And really, that is a good general Rule of Life isn’t it!
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. A few useless comedy facts for the P.S. this week. 20 years ago Friday Conan O’Brien was named successor to Late Night with David Letterman. A complete unknown to the audience at the time, Conan has gone on to become one of the true leaders of late night TV. By the way Conan also hosted the White House Correspondents Dinner this weekend. A huge annual event, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, and Norm MacDonald are among those who have hosted over the years.
These 2 videos are perfect examples of the epicness, and the balls, of Steven Colbert and Norm MacDonald. Nobody else could of pulled this off:
Norm:
Colbert:
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