These Are The Things I Think About -- June10th-June16th

Father’s Day was today. From myself, a salute to all the Dads out there! And what does Dad love?, a good deal. If you were near an IKEA today you should have stopped in with him. IKEA offered free breakfast for Dads this morning. Being IKEA, you needing Dad’s skills & an Allen wrench to assemble it first, may have been a possibility. 

And Florida man was recently using the bathroom at a McDonald's when he was robbed of his jewelry, cell phone and $100. I hear they left his meal alone though, so at least Officer Big Mac can rule out the Hamburglar.

Are you a “Game of Thrones” fan. It’s set an interesting record. The Season 3 finale has just become the ‘Most Pirated TV Episode of All-Time’. Gazallions of people have been downloading it. Having never seen the show myself, I do hear fightin’ & boobies are what it’s all about. So yeah this explains all the downloads. Maybe they should re-name it to "Game of Thongs"?!

Speaking of gitch. A Canadian woman and her teenage daughter have been caught trying to cross the border with 59 thousand dollars hidden in their bras. I’m thinking: 
A. Them using the “we just got off shift at the strip club” defence. 
B. I hear the border agent who found money in the bras described it as an uplifting experience…Boo, that was bad. 
Or C. --Got this from a comment on a CBC article--..I hear the bra money ladies were described as being “strapped for cash”. –Zing! (wonder if Rex Murphy wrote that one?) 

Say yes to a next cup of coffee. A German banker recently fell asleep at his desk. His face rested on his keyboard where he hit a few buttons, accidentally transferring $311 million out of the bank. A nice surprise to the account holder on the other end I’m sure…Holy Volkswagen!, said German Robin.     --That’s right old chum. You just read a completely unrelated, and unnecessary, German to Automotive to 60s Batman reference. You're welcome. Didn't think you'd do that when you woke up this morning did ya?!

A new survey says 80% of women are convinced men will never stop being childish. Yep, pretty much nails it. Oh, by the way, Insert HUGE fart noise here:              hehehe….Fact: farts are funny! 

And what Canadian is the most trustworthy. Answer, Who is Alex Trebek. Alex sits in 8th position of Reader’s Digests 100 most trustworthy people in America list. A little useless fact for you. You know incase you end up on Jeopardy one day. 

-Gilmore 


--Oh P.S. Yep, this exists. Here’s your latest heart attack special. The ‘Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe’ (with cheese) --Of course it’s got cheese…’Merica!--. A Donut Sloppy Joe. No middle ground on this one. This would either be really good, or really disgusting: