Starting where I live, Timmins. One of the city’s most famous former residents, Shania Twain, just got a quirky award. A Smitty Award for most “Innovative Use of Scent Marketing”, for utilizing scent machines during her current Vegas show. Award for worst scent during a show, the Q92 studio after Taco Bell lunch day.
To my “Only In America File”, too awesome, and, too wrong, not to mention. Dunkin' Donuts in the US is launching a new product. The Donut Bacon Sandwich. Yep, you read that right. Fried eggs & bacon in between a sliced glazed donut…I’m thinking just like hockey arenas Dunkin' Donuts should start having defibrillators on site!
The Rob Ford scandal continues. I’m sure you heard, his alleged video has disappeared. I guess it fell through the crack.
Speaking crack & shady situations, Lindsay Lohan is upset her parents are making money off her rehab stint. What?!, the Lohans are upset with each other, while doing something sleazey. Well I never!…Ring Ring, this Pot calling Keetle, "you’re black"
Kardashian fans were excited as the sex of Kim and Kanye West’s baby was recently revealed. If you missed it, no surprise, they are having a douchebag. Well actually a douchebagette.
Marking his debut in 1934, Sunday was official “Donald Duck Day”. Giving a perfect chance to once again share one of my favourite useless facts: Donald Duck cartoons are banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear pants. True story. And on that logic I guess my radio show would be banned in Finland too.
Fashion nugget. Sarah Jessica Parker is launching her own line of shoes. I hear they are called Horse Shoes...Ouch huh?, seem a little harsh to you? Please, as I've mentioned before, send your letters of hate to Ryan Crits...I don’t want them.
From my “Only in Hong Kong” files, which, really we should visit more often. A 66 year-old man recently went to the doctor and discovered he was a woman. How do you not notice that.
And, one to add to the lexicon. The French language has never had a word for French Kissing. Until now, Galocher (Gaw-law-shay) is the new official word. Seriously, this is legit; I’m not being tongue in cheek, or mouth for that matter, about it at all.
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. A charity soccer game between amputees ended in a brawl early last week. The fight started when one amputee tripped another with his crutch. I think Southpark said this one best:
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