Confirmed, Larry King will host a political talk show beginning next month. It will air in Russia. And, this totally sets up a Yakov Smirnoff joke…In Soviet Russia, News tells you about Larry King.
Here is your latest Penta-fecta of stupidity. A man in New Mexico is facing several charges after he was: Having sex with a woman in a car, while he was driving, and he was drunk, and he crashed the car, and the girl was thrown from the vehicle. Naked, he tried to hide from Police in a Cactus…Ouch!
A movie about Hilary Clinton is in the works. Several actresses have been mentioned to play the role of a young Hilary, including Reese Witherspoon, and Scarlett Johansson. I hear Bill Clinton has already stated he is willing to spend as much time as possible with these women. You know to help them prepare for the part. Bet he can’t wait for the intern role auditions!
Here’s an odd Life reflecting Art scenario. On the season finale of the Simpsons, Marge visited fake dating website SassyMadison.com. In turn real life adultery website AshleyMadison.com has since seen a 230% increase in memberships because of it. Guess that site is making a lot of “D’oh” these days*
On Friday the great Clint Eastwood turned 83. Hands down he is still just as bad ass as his Dirty Harry days. Well almost, nowadays after saying “Go ahead make my day” to punks, he adds “As long as it’s before 3:30. I’ve got a nap scheduled”
Finally, I have to mention this, as it just keeps getting more and more ridiculous. Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s crack scandal. Personally, I don’t really care. However, you gotta have a touch of sympathy for the man and hope at least some of this isn’t true. So with that said, take these jokes as what they are, bad jokes** (it’s what I do, & he's in the news), and not an attack on the man. There is enough people doing that already:
-Tuesday was Rob Ford’s birthday. I felt bad I forgot how old he was. I didn’t know how many crack pipes I needed to put on his birthday cake.
-Are the drug dealers in the same boat? Denying the video, and other evidence, suggesting their links to legit business & Rob Ford.
-On Thursday the IKEA monkey trial began, Rob Ford also had 2 more staff members resign due to his crack scandal. You know it’s bad when a custody trial over a monkey found wandering an IKEA, is the most logical story coming out of the city of Toronto.
-At the rate things are going for him, how long till we see a disheveled Rob Ford aimlessly wandering an IKEA in a fur coat?!
-And yes, Toronto news definitely went bananas on Thursday. An Ikea Monkey trial, plus, everybody at the Mayor's Office was splitting –Zing!
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. * & **-yep, lines so bad it's time to cue David Caruso’s CSI-Miami, sunglasses move/bad cheesey line/The Who’s Yeeeeeaaa! clip…several times:
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