Emmy Awards went last Sunday. Some highlights: Breaking Bad was a big winner, the show finally, fittingly, landed the award for Best Drama Series. Netflix show House of Cards made a bit of history, becoming the first online show to win an Emmy. And, missed it myself, but I hear Neil Patrick Harris deserves and award for thankfully making the Emmys watchable!
Kurt Cobain’s mom has put the family home up for sale. Included in the deal will be family photos, Kurt’s old mattress –yeah, cause you really want that-- and other items. Assessed for 67 thousand dollars, the house is listed for 500 thousand dollars. Money grab much? Kurt’s Mom is also open to the idea of making it into a museum. Really?!…It’ll have that used mattress and all…but ask yourself lady, are you sure Cobain-land, has the same panache as Elvis’s Graceland?, just sayin’
A man in Colombia recently almost had his junk amputated after he overdosed on Viagra, trying to impress his new girlfriend. The man was aroused for several days, during which his ‘little Columbian’: developed an infection…he fractured it (I don’t even wanna know how)…and it got gangrene; ouch! Surgeons had to operate to keep the gangrene from spreading, fortunately, they didn’t have to chop it off…
Lesson learned, if you want to impress your girlfriend, stick to buying her flowers!
Fans of late night TV one for you. NBC is planning a mini-series about Johnny Carson's life. Following NBC tradition, I hear once they cast the title role they plan to go back on their word and give it to Jay Leno.
And here’s the new Best Job Ever: NASA is hiring “Pillownauts”. You can get paid over 5 thousand dollars a month to spend your days in bed to measure the effects of microgravity on the body. The Pillownauts will be allowed to play video games, watch DVDs and read books. Painful irony, you are out busting your ass everyday, and, the laziest person you know has a better chance of landing a job at NASA then you do
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. The final Breaking Bad airs tonight. What better way to prep yourself for what’s to come then a trip through the various beatings of Aaron Paul’s ‘Jesse Pinkman’, you’re welcome:
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