These Are The Things I Think About -- Sept9th-22nd

TV and Movie actor Sir Patrick Stewart got married last weekend. It is his 3rd marriage; I hear instead of “I Do”, Patrick told the minister “Make It So Number 1”…My desk neighbour at work, Jimmy, --check him out HERE-- had a better one: When asking her to marry him, Patrick pulled out the ring, got down on one knee and said “engage”...that's gold!!

For 70 million dollars you can buy Wayne Newton’s old house. You get a lot for the 70 million, the property includes a car museum, horse stables, and, an airplane hangar that fits a jumbo jet!…Betting the builder who got the contract for those jobs said Danke Schoen to Wayne for the cash. 

Too weird to make up. Sharon Osbourne claims she had a fling with Jay Leno. This years ago after meeting at a club in the 70's...Hmmm, a flashy story about Jay Leno, that’s real a chin scratcher. 

Clint Eastwood is pulling a Shania Twain, the ole spouse swaperoony*. Clint and his wife are separating, and word is Clint has now hooked up with the ex-wife of the man his wife is hooked up with…He wasn’t very romantic though, saying ‘Are you feeling lucky, dumped”…to her right before asking her out the first time. 

Harrison Ford will be getting a lifetime achievement award at the Hollywood Film Awards next month. No word on if he’s going with a date, or Solo  -Zing! 

The Ed Sullivan theatre will likely be ramped up with security Monday. Home of the Late Show with David Letterman. Former US president Bill Clinton will be on the show. Between Dave and Bill, those interns better have some security guards themselves! 

Finally, a man in Germany’s Beer Belly lived up to it's name. He kept getting drunk, just by eating. And superdrunk too, blowing alcohol levels of .37. Turns out he had a yeast build up in his stomach. Everything he ate got fermented, getting him hammered. Talk about a cheap date! 

-Gilmore 


--Oh P.S. *-Incase no one has yet laid claim, I’m calling “swaperooney” as an official Gilmore invented word...You're welcome, use it at will.

P.S.S.-- We are now just 93 days until Christmas. Get this, Bad Religion is coming out with an album of holiday music. Simply called 'Christmas Songs', they’ll be covering traditional holiday classics.    Like this one: