Joan Rivers has died. News breaking yesterday afternoon. Whether you are a fan of Joan or not, you have to appreciate her as a comedic pioneer for so many*. She believed in laughter being a best medicine. A few zingers I’ve read, she may have got a kick out of, since the news broke:
-Joan Rivers died doing something she dearly loved, getting unnecessary surgery
-Joan had so much plastic surgery they need to recycle her instead of bury her
Saw those jems on Twitter**
In music, Metallica are getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. It’s official, Metallica is the only band to perform a concert on all seven continents. On that note
All 7 continents have likely now experienced a hissy fit by Lars.
A big online hack lead to naked and personal photos of celebrities hitting the Internet. Notable names, including Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton, had nude pics stolen through Apple’s Cloud system. Investigating, the company has stated the iCloud itself wasn’t compromised, it was the personal passwords of their iCloud users…Perhaps, though with Apple’s new iPhone 6 coming out next week, always the marketers, let’s not be surprised if a new 'iPorn' feature is boasted as part of their Cloud system.
Finally, here’s one to chew on. Turns out, Tuesday mornings between 10-noon, is the most likely time you are to receive a Sext message…Let’s think about this. Tuesday from 10-12 you are likely at work. Sooooo, next Tuesday at 11 o’clock when Creepy Bill at works gets a message on his phone, and Creepy Bill then makes an even creepier smile while reading it. You know what happened!!
Creepy Bill is getting Sext messages at work, right in front of you, just 2 desks over. And, you watched! You Pervert ..Enjoy your next therapy session ;-)
-Gilmore
-- Oh P.S. *- A little sample of Joan, being Joan, on Letterman:
P.S.S.-- **-Didn’t write those ones, do look for me on twitter though! Find me at work @TimminsQ92, and on my own @GenuineGilmore
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