These Are The Things I Think About -- Nov 24th-30th

Been a while, let’s get up to speed. 

Bill Cosby, and Jian Gomeshi. Wow did you see this coming?! Bill Cosby alleged rapist. Jian Gomeshi alleged rapist. You can almost hear sweater sales, and Jello Pudding stocks plummeting. As for Jian. As of this week his life has turned into a popular headline out of Florida. “47, unemployed, living with his mother, and facing multiple sexual assault charges”…Actually, upon review, Jian Gomeshi, your life has just become a perfect dating site match for Honey Boo Boo’s Mom…. 

US Thanksgiving is upon us, with Black Friday today. Good news, as of writing this, no deaths reported from the shopping madness. Yet, at least. Hoping for myself and you, when the time comes we say goodbye to this world, it isn’t from being trampled to death at a Walmart. No one needs to go that way. Even People of Walmart. 

On a lighter note, it was a US Thanksgiving miracle last weekend. Competitive eater Joey “The Jaws” Chestnut, won a turkey eating contest. Joey ate over 9 pounds of turkey in 10 minutes; Obliterating the old record of just over 5 pounds in the same amount of time. Could you imagine the EPIC nap he must have had after? That’s a lot of Turkey, and a lot of Tryptophan. By the way Happy Birthday to Joey, he also turned 31 this week. You’ve got to wonder how many pounds of cake he ate in 10 minutes. 

OK, Time to play “Is it alive, or, Is it dead”. You are in a morgue, there’s a body, it’s been there 11 hours, there is no pulse, and no breathing. Is it dead? Turns out, nope. Well not in Poland at least. In Poland, a 91 year old lady woke up in cold storage in the morgue. Her niece, thought she wasn’t breathing, call 911 (or the Poland equivalent) her family doctor declares her dead. She’s put in body bag, sent to the morgue. Mental note, if you go to Poland try to avoid needing a Doctor 

And word this week Creed frontman Scott Stapp is said to be penniless. He's broke. I heard he was spotted standing infront of food bank with Arms Wide Open. :-P 

-Gilmore 


-- Oh P.S. – Everyone is nerding out HUGE over Star Wars trailer that came out today. Looks good, seriously though people, you need to calm down a bit. It’s just 90 seconds of a flick still a year away. Let’s all relax a touch. Here it is if you’ve missed it so far: