Thursday, January 21, 2016

Elmo in hot water again!...Sesame Street stock plunging. Here's why:

More bad news on the Sesame Street this week. First news of the death of Animal. Now this!

Layoffs pending, and lawsuit threatened as 'Choke Out' Elmo fails to be sales success marketers hoped for:

crazy bastard giggles the whole time doing it too!


- Gilmore

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

The time I predicted the plot of Star Wars: The Force Awakens…Well, part of it

Good news, this is a NO SPOILER ALERT, ALERT.

Finally went to see the new Star Wars movie last night. And I'm sure as I am writing this it is making movie history to surpass Avatar as the top Box Office money maker. 

Anywho, I predicted the plot! 
When it first opened December 18th I posted a number of tweets predicting silly plot reveals. Well, watching the movie last, turns out, I was right. If you are among the 10 people who haven't seen the movie yet I won't wreck it for you. Instead will just say at least 1 of my predictions was right, and leave it at that. 

Here they are for your review. If you've seen it you know. If you haven't, give them a look anyway. Get a taste of what might be in-store for you in 'The Force Awakens':

Is it Jar Jar's return? 'What the Force' indeed!:

Or Perhaps a chubby Jedi was the surprise:

A confusing family tree it is --Insert Yoda laugh--:
Seriously, bonus points on the Takodana reference. Look it up:

What about a Han Yolo plot twist?

Or is it Stormtroopers all colours of the rainbow?!:


Silly prediction tweets aside, the movie was pretty good. A solid modernization of the franchise too. If you haven't and are a Star Wars fan, you should definitely go see it!

-Gilmore


-- Oh P.S.  The guy who plays Finn, John Boyega. He is totally a young Denzel Washington. They should play Father & Son in a movie. Or a character at different ages. That is all.