Sunday, July 28, 2013

These Are The Things I Think About -- July15th-July28th

Some food for thought, slight pun intended, to get us rolling. A company is coming out with a new protein bar made from Crickets. --Somewhere Jiminy just felt a disturbance in the force.-- Crickets are baked, ground into flour, then used in the recipe. Bet you are just jumping at the chance to try them aren’t ya. 

Andrew Dice Clay, the “Dice Man” is writing a book. Out next year, I’ll save you the wait on the explanation of his stand-up routine. Dennis Miller said it best years ago. He’s Fonzie with Tourette’s.

Oprah plans on mentoring Lindsay Lohan. And it will be filmed for a documentary, oh boy. Plan is Oprah will take Lindsay under her wing and get her life back on the right path. Let's hope. My guess though, this goes horribly wrong, Oprah realizes Lindsay really is an idiot and strangles her. Or Lindsay turns into Oprah with her drug use; She wants to share with everybody! “You get some cocaine, and you get some cocaine and you get some cocaine!” 

Your latest sign, the 'Merican culture is doomed. The latest must see TV. The casts of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, and, Cake Boss, will battle on an upcoming episode of Family Feud. Good god. Even Steve Harvey’s moustache can’t class this cluster train up!

And, kids meals at fast food restaurants aren’t what they used to be. A Michigan family recently found a pot pipe for smoking weed in their Burger King kids meal. Hmm, maybe that’s why they call it a fast food joint -Zing! 

-Gilmore 


--Oh P.S. A cool music news extra. Record stores could be on the comeback! Sales from independent music stores are up 44% this year in the UK. More significant, they account for over half of all vinyl sales. Let’s cross our fingers this trend comes to North America. I keep telling you vinyl records are making a comeback! 

P.S.S.-- And a shameless plug. I finally launched my website: TheGilmoreShow.com Head there for all things me. You can make it better, please check it out and let me know what you think, Thanks!

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