Hey Leafs won last night! 3-0 over Ottawa, which is always even sweeter then watching them beat Montreal. Continuing with Leafs news, captain Dion Phaneuf’s fiancé Elisha Cuthbert is taking on another new title. Maxim Magazine has named her the hottest woman on TV. Dion I hear also named hockey player with “angry game face closest resembling Frankenstein”. I smell Munsters remake reality show.
One of the pioneers of Rock & Roll, Chubby Checker is headed to court. He is suing over a computer app. Why?, the app is used to measure penis size, and, yes this is true, it is called the “Chubby Checker”…Gold!, I’ll pause so you can continue laughing.
--That joke just writes itself, however I will add: I hear Chubby has a follow up lawsuit regarding how the app actually works. Apparently instructions say a “Twist & Shout” might be necessary to get the right measurement, ouch!--
Maybe you had your chubby checked this week; The big day of romance & gettin’ it on, Valentine’s Day was Thursday. Now, I offer some tips for ladies on what to do with flowers you received. Trim bouquet stems before putting them in water. And, for dried flowers use professional products on them, then hang them upside down…the exact same thing to do with your husband if he didn’t get you anything! ;-) You’re welcome ladies, that one’s for you
No matter your thoughts on Valentines Day, you’ve got to give a thumbs up to this. A New York City bakery was offering Bacon Banana Bread & Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies for sale on V-Day this year…Bacon Banana Bread, oh baby. To anyone who would make me some, will you be my Valentine!
Finally, an online auction featuring the record collection of the late Joey Ramone is underway. In addition to his records, other personal items like clothes, handwritten lyrics, and his passport are up for grabs. If you are a big Ramones fan all you gotta be thinking now is “Hey! Ho! Let’s Go”, online and check out this auction...Zing!
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. Happy birthday to Matt Groening, best known as the creator of The Simpsons, he turned 59 Friday. The Simpsons is hands down the best written television show of all time. If you disagree I will fight you! And, in an exclusive I spoke to Matt & he told me all about his Birthday, and Valentine’s Day, celebration plans: (14 seconds in)
-Ha!
P.S.S.—I finally bit the bullet & joined Twitter, @GenuineGilmore if you’re interested.
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