Just announced Kim Kardashian is the top searched person on Bing. Bing?!….does anybody even use that? Headline should be changed to “3 people searched Kim Kardashian online”. I bet these same 3 people also watch movies on Betamax.
Got a hot date? thinking of renting a limo?, forget it, rent the Popemobile! After 30 years off the road, Pope John Paul II’s old car has got a revamp and is up for rent...the ‘Holy’-cow price of $325 an hour.
Toronto Argonauts won the CFL's 100th Grey Cup, and their celebration parade went this past Monday. The Argos second championship parade in just 8 years, that sulking sound you heard during it was the staff, management, team, and pretty much anyone associated with the Leafs!*
Some good news for the Leafs though, at the moment they're not the top losers in Toronto. These days the honour goes to the city’s mayor, Rob Ford. Due to do a conflict of interest, Mayor Ford was removed from his office this week…As to how they got him out, I’m not sure if they used a forklift, or lured him with a trail of doughnuts.
From my only in Belgium files. Not only are the Flemish known for Waffles & French Fries. Chalk up poor mate selection to them too. A Belgian man just discovered his wife used to be a man. They’d been married for 19 years. You’d think her peeing standing up would have been an indicator.
And finally, a little moment for Larry Hagman. Best known as JR Ewing on ‘Dallas’, Larry died last weekend, he was 81. May he be off causing trouble in the Southfork in the Sky!
-Gilmore
--Oh P.S. *-To add to the frustration for fans, Forbes magazine announced this week the Leafs total franchise value comes in at $1 Billion dollars. Barf!, A billion dollars off our loyalty, and a slap in the face is what we get every season. The Leafs should have to start paying fans just to keep them.
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